At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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