I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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