so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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