Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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