what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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