Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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