After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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