Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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