I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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