Me too!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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