He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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