So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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