i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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