i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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