I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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