i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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