so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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