Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
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This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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