Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
