There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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