we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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