who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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