I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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