I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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