Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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