It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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