he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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