is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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