i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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