sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
