Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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