Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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