So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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