so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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