You just made me feel so damn special
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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