Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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