I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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