My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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