She said her name was "party"
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
pray to the hookup gods
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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