Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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