She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
