She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
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A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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