So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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