Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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