This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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