You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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