Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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