birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
being pregnant is like rehab
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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