everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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