ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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