Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
it glows. i had to have it.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Text me some of your sweat
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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