im gay
i know
yea but for you.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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