Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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