Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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